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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2102 of 2327 |
Laura's Law:
No child throws up in the bathroom.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2103 of 2327 |
Lavish spending can be disastrous.
Don't buy any lavishes for a while.
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Law enforcement officers should use only the minimum
force necessary in dealing with disorders when they arise.
-- Richard M. Nixon
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Law of Communications:
The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased
area of misunderstanding.
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Law of Continuity:
Experiments should be reproducible.
They should all fail the same way.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2107 of 2327 |
Law of Probable Dispersal:
Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2108 of 2327 |
Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
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Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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Law of the Jungle:
He who hesitates is lunch.
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